Knowing a little how kid #1 thinks I went to check on what he would be wearing this morning to school.
Me: don’t be putting on shorts this morning, it’s 37 degrees.
Kid #1: 37 degrees! (shocked at how warm it is)
Me: do you think that’s warm or something?
Kid #1: it’s nearly 40 degrees!!!
Me: (not said out loud) ok, go ahead and freeze off your little….
(From the other room)
Kid #2: daddy, can i wear shorts?